I do my best at mocking Alisha at work whenever I possibly can!Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
Myspace Blog 06 pt II! The one that ended it all...
Tuesday, June 13, 2006
i got props
see, i like to do good now and gain for my friends:
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=2431332&blogID=132054135&MyToken=97204312-ad6c-4c4f-a9eb-c6fc4363cb72
Saturday, June 17, 2006
slayer, I mean SLAYYYYYYYYER!!!!!!!!!!!!
tonight was a good night. you know those friends that you have that you just cant have a bad time when you hang out? tonight was one of em. I hung out with my old coworker, boss, cointern, blah blah. Basically, we met probably like once when we were interning for the same people, but alternate days bout ten years ago. We still keep a good line of communication. We experienced ups, downs, firsts and lasts along with a guest appearance of something called “soap bar” along the way. Anyways, long story short for what i could have easily written for hours and hours..
this post is for you stevie krucher...
always good times!
http://www.myspace.com/kreaturefeature
Monday, July 17, 2006
bout a month since last post
since then I:
did illegal things and or substance
drank
went to some shows
sweat
went to a wedding
drank some sangria
had a good dinner and paid top dollar
sold my sidekick and razr
met some cool people, some bad people
hired a part timer
conquered some business i set out to do since day one (or bagged the elephant? as they might say)
took mass transit to more than one unusual route
sweat some more
drank some more
stayed up way to late on a work night
went to more than one party
saw fireworks
showered more than once
washed my hair bout 5 times
no haircut or shave
tried new deodorant
bought lots of catfood
had horrible nights sleep
got stuck in the city
had good nights sleep
sweat some more
went swimming in a pool
biked the most in the last month than all year
still havent eaten seafood
tried new organizational skills
read 1 book
got drunk
been up
been down
saw a few movies
netflix lost a rental
netflix sent lots of rentals
bought lots of liquor while home
avoided most personal chores to best of ability
learned how to put a towel down after working out
dranks some more
did more illegal things and or substance
learned to love/miss family/friends without seeing them
grew more afraid of the phone during personal calls
.........do you have a club card?
if you have seen my head, please put it in the mail. Return postage guaranteed. please send tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.......
Sunday, July 23, 2006
a quick something for nothing
unedited.......... written throughout 3 nights at bout midnight or later. Or was it 4 drinks and later??!?!
So quick thought or nibble of insight. I’m no fan of strip clubs. Sorry to disappoint.
Why is this? No friggin good idea.
So me and and my friend are at a hotel across the street from a strip club and a steak house. it was the end of a convention in a hot southern state. My friend is like head over heel in heaven at thought of Steak and tits! What red blooded american man can’t appreciate? Me. That’s who.
We hit the steak place. It felt like a sizzler done up with the waitresses of hooters. Friend is like happier than he was before 10 fold. I see they have strawberry daquiris. Mmmmmm so I order a handful. The whole time my friend tells me to pace myself cause we will drink more at the strip joint. Knowing full and well I didn’t want to go I start pounding the strawberry daquiris. 1,2,3,4,5. I’m pretty well gone an hour into this killer steak dinner I can’t even finish. I tell my friend that I have to go back to the room but he should go to the club where I will meet up with him shortly. Basically I went back to the room and passed out cold. It was the easiest way to incapacitate myself from having to toss money at naked woman whom I originally had noooooo interest in seeing.
I don’t like strip clubs.
Friday, August 11, 2006
this last week reminded me of the great vodk, er christmas party 05
HUH?
13000 hits and still goin strong
Monday, August 14, 2006
This weeks guest spot on top 8!!!!!!
beginning of weeekly posting, who knows for how long. I might even forget. Nah, Im sure I will get creative for 20 seconds. but for now............
http://www.myspace.com/cherrywestdesign
LISA!!!!!!! Lisa who is usually very silent when it comes to postings on my site. I do get commentary messages now and again. This woman is solely responsible for getting me on here. I even told her no, but made me create a profile of example to post Heavy Hitter Incs, bands. Nonetheless countless years after the boom, shes still one of my friends! Lisa, thank you! You have earned.......... the center circle of the hollywood, i mean guest spot slot on my MYSPACE accounts top 8. CHeck her out, she rules!!!!! she denies you, hit her with the all important passphrase......... bambino sent me! In like flynnnnnnnn. whatever that means. she rocks!
Thank you lisa for being so pushy to get me on here.........
To this day we still keep casual friend contact. See, there is sooooooome good in this monster.
Biiiiiiiiiino
Monday, August 14, 2006
I posted........
3 times on the bulletin board!!!!!!!!! loser
genuine friends tho.................worth it!
Tuesday, September 05, 2006
This week’s/month/day/whatever top 8 guest....
had a minute or 8 to post ....... yet again tonight.
Good excuse, huh?
This week’s esteemed friend ....in world of myspace, but always first in the heart:
Krucher
Its his birthday too! Hope you get lots of socks bud!
Drop him a line with happy birthday wishes
i missed a meeting
why do i feel like i owe everyone an apology.
eh, fuck em.
remember those opposite sketches on you cant do that on television?
i just lived one....... minus the locker room jokes/cracks.
I dont know
..doh
Friday, September 15, 2006
preface: is it really true?
Ok, many drinks had this evening. Happy Birthday http://www.myspace.com/gwyther G Man . Thank you for the reason to get me out and mind on a different track and my back off to chiropractor. Just kidding. Wish i had the bbq instead of $1,880,000 margarita 1,900,00 proof.
So they say when youre on ecstasy you feel “sexy”. when youre on marijuana, youre high. On cocaine indestructable. Vicodin, numb. Liquor, open to conversation and stupid. etc. etc.
Tonight, i had a few drinks. I feel yappy, but none of the people with the ear for it are around. so now you get to read what I have to say.
this little piggy went to the market
this little piggy stayed home
this little piggy had roast beef
this little piggy had none
aaaaaaaaaaand THIS little piggy went, weee weee weee all the home
thank you for reading
Monday, September 18, 2006
Thought to dig back some shit to write..
It was all smeared and unlegible. Oh well, this weekend can suffice. Need more, post, message, ring a damn triangle er sumthing dummy!!
quick rundown cause my will to do this is there but fading in and out. Yes, me tired, me want to post, but get halfway through thought and keep goin.....
friday night, celtic frost with manny and mish. rocking show. I never been the big CF fan. I remember their videos on headbangers ball way back when. man have they changed.... for the better fir shizzle.
saturday up, cleaned the place. Not needed, but helps. Dishes, floor, litterbox, recycling (even seperated the moeny ones for my aunts friend too. Aint i nice?), newspapers, sweep, laundry (big one, 4 loader) wash folded and dry and back in dressers, closets, etc. Sat afternoon, perspective temporary roomie. (missin corey. AND he came to get his stuff today when I was out!) ANOTHER BREAK UP! NO MORE!!!! haha (<---wanker) Jason in for the night from chicago, dinner, office for second (hasnt seen it yet) off to brooklyn for gwyther birthday number 393840293849083. There til 1, then to bar in city on way home, there for half hour, walk to train, wait for train, home....... 3 am. Lots drank, but nothing to impress you with my tales of alcoholism.
sunday, up early, jason up, watch some howard on demand, jason gone, parents in for short visit on way to Atlantic City. Short, but something to work for there! intentions to roll into city after working out take shape. OK, gonna go in, get shoes, got shoes, stop by office, meet with mish maybe, then off movies. They kinda got cancelled, work called for others, and I walked home, with a stop at duane read for minute, then 59 mins to pay. Home, laundry, food, music, emails, home.
night.
***also available on audio tape
Saturday, October 14, 2006
supposed best myspace survey...
The Best Myspace Survey
· . . About You . . *
Eye Color:: brown
Hair Color:: brown
Height:: 5’10”
Favorite Color:: brown
Screen Name:: bino223
Favorite Band:: kyuss
Favorite Movie:: jaws
Favorite Show:: depends on season
Your Car:: don’t have one
Your Hometown:: brooklyn, ny
Your Present Town:: brooklyn, ny
Your Crushes First Name:: don’t have one
Your Grade:: oh my, should I be doing this?
Your Style:: my own
· . . Have You Ever . . *
Sat on your rooftop?: yep
Kissed someone in the rain?: yep
Danced in a public place?: sure
Smiled for no reason?: uh huh
Laughed so hard you cried?: mos def
Peed your pants after age 8?: maybe the post dribble. wasn’t much the shaker growin up
Written a song?: does “I fucking hate you” count. I’ve sang it at the end of most breakups.
Sang to someone for no reason?: answer above
Performed on a stage?: oh yes. amsterdam. live sex show. I was chased by a dude in a monkey suit with a strap on. the beer on tap was good tho.
Talked to someone you don’t know?: its what I do.
Gone out of your way to befriend someone?: always. for good and bad unfortunately
Made out in a theatre?: oh yeah. thought I had it nade too until I was told it was her shoulder.
Gone roller skating since 8th grade?: roller hockey
Been in love?: yes
· . . Who was the last person to . . *
Say HI to you?: I think in person mightve been bill. he said mornin johnny (cause he calls me that), how are you kid?” “feel like shit bill”
Tell you, I love you?: prob amy s after triv show. and she tagged a “you’re amazing” with it. YES!
Kiss you?: mish, the comfortable friend cheek thing with the assuring arm throw around. makes me feel good.
Hug you?: same
Tell you BYE?: in person, mish. on phone jackie.
Write you a note?: I can get up from my desk whenever I want now and talk to whoever I want without the bitch ms. xxxx whome I luckily forgot her name and the uncomfortable 4th grade.
Take your photo?: me
Call your cell phone?: jackie
Buy you something?: me. soup, tea, crackers, sunny d, yogurt, honey. get the hint?
Go with you to the movies?: mish
Sing to you?: does heavy breathing over phone count?
Write a poem about you?: does text count?
Text message you?: mish
Touch you?: mailman. I had to sign for something and I swear he wanted to punch knuckles. I did.
· . . What’s the last . . *
Time you laughed?: this afternoon. many good bourdain episodes and some twitching howard stern tv episodes.
Time you cried?: few weeks ago? specifics upon request. chances are it was all but one of you who read this. OR is that girl (yes I’m hetero for record) even reading this?
Movie you watched?: die hard with a vengence
Joke you told?: so this chick walks into this bar with a poodle under one arm and a 2 foot salami under the other....
Song you’ve sang?: a sad song seems much sadder
Time you’ve looked at the clock?: 11:55
Drink you’ve had?: sunny d
Number you’ve dialed?: I don’t dial silly.
Book you’ve read?: kitchen confidential by anthony bourdain.
Food you’ve eaten?: soup is good food. garlic chicken. I love garlic.
Flavor of gum chewed?: spearmint
Shoes you’ve worn?: red pumas
Store you’ve been in?: grocery
Thing you’ve said?: thank you
· . . Can You . . *
Write with both hands?: sure
Whistle?: yep
Blow a bubble?: not in a long time
Roll your tounge in a circle?: its part of the grande finale
Cross your eyes?: of course
Touch your tounge to your nose?: nope
Dance?: nyet
Gleek?: nada
Stay up a whole night without sleep?: too many to count this year.
Speak a different language?: is drunk a language? probably created by yhe Blackouts of southern brooklyn?
Impersonate someone?: I dunno.
Prank call people?: I like to listen these days
Make a card pyramid?: like I have the time? july 29th 20006.
Cook anything?: soup again
· . . Finish The Line . . *
If i were a ...: smart I would stop doing these
I wish ...: I was better......line forms to the left for follow up questions.
So many people don’t know that ...: if I wanted you to know I would tell you
I am ...: in bed
My heart is ...: in my chest.
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2 for boredom
Current mood: exanimate
Odd Facts about ME
DO YOU SNORE?: yes
LOVER OR A FIGHTER?: both
WHAT’S YOUR WORST FEAR?: wouldn’t you like to know
AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?: totally. I got to build shit so big I needed the bucket to sit on
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF “REALITY TV”?: bourdain count?
DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?: sometimes
WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?: I think I’ve discovered the age reversal process
HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?: comfortable
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?: blizzzack biatch
DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?: hell no
HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?: nope
ANY SECRET TALENTS?: I gotta split tongue.
WHAT’S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?: someplace with a real wood stove or fireplace?
HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?: veggie rolls
HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE “DONNIE DARKO”?: does the pope wear a funny hat
DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?: got a match?
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?: I suck, no licks
CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?: why would I want to
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?: plenty
ARE SPEEDO’S HOT?: why you asking me?
WHAT’S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?: click click boom
IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?: is there a future
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?: sure, that’s why I’m typing this
WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?: peaches and bad vag
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, “I LOVE YOU”: does typing it count?
IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?: nigguh please, holding court at 125th and malcolm x blvd
DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?: I don’t hold back
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?: omelette
ARE BLONDES DUMB?: why? is she smarter than me?
WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?: in the hamper
WHAT TIME IS IT?: 9:39
DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?: bino
IS MCDONALD’S DISGUSTING?: yes
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?: last week?
DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?: showers please
IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?: of course. I get all the good gifts
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?: depends where its dark
WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?: personality
CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?: creeeeeeeeeeamy
HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?: yes. can I press the siren?
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?: 3
IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?: back in 83
ARE YOU WEARING SOCKS?: werd
HAVE YOU EVER HITCH HIKED?: did you see that movie when that dude pickeded up that udder dood and that stoopid white big breatsed mama .....
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?: brown
WHEN’S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?: the last bright eyes record
DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?: I’d probably ask for the happier ending for basic tv and the tragic ending for theatrical release
WHOSE LIFE IS BETTER?: my cats
ARE YOU PSYCHIC?: I knew you would ask that
HAVE YOU READ “CATCHER IN THE RYE”?: yes
DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?: the filoppian tuba
CAN YOU SKATEBOARD?: used to
DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?: yes please.
DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?: amongst other occasions yes
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?: eh
IS A DOG A MAN’S BEST FRIEND?: just a good phrase
YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?: not really being from a marriage that’s 33yrs and goin. though watched just bout everyother marriage around us fall apart
CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?: when mj was straight.
DOES YOUR MOM KNOW YOU HAVE A MYSPACE?: sure do
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?: sooooooooup
DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?: not really
DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?: I love everyone til you cross me
WHAT’S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?: best thing about tivo. don’t have to watch em
DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?: where?
FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?: isis
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musical survey for the sick, or bored or both
Current mood: sick
musical survey for the bored
what was the first album you owned?: kiss rock and roll over
what/who was your first musical obsession?: kiss
what/who was your musical obsession during your pre-teens?: run dmc
what/who was your musical obsession going into high school?: metallica
what/who was your musical obsession at the end of high school?: prob metallica. thankfully it took 4 years to do a record back then
what/who is your current obsession?: norma jean/he is legend/isis
what do you get made fun of for listening to in the past?: strokes?
what do you get made fun of for listening to now?: fuck what everybody thinks. I like it, I like it fuck all yall haters
what/who are are your guilty pleasures?: spice girls baaaaaaaaahahahhahaha
what was the last album you bought?: the human abstract hehe
what was the last song you listened to?: my darkness by destroy the runner
who is/are your favourite band/artist(s)?: kyuss
who is/are your least favourite band/artist(s)?: too many
what were the best concerts you have attended?: nine inch nails, queens of stoneage, silverchair
what were the worst concerts you have attended?: too many
what was the last concert you saw?: trivium. was supposed to be maiden but I got sick :(
what was your first concert?: manowar. I think aerosmith and jethro tull in utero
what concert are you ashamed to say you went to?: they’re all a good story
who are your favourite local bands?: there are bands in nyc?
have you ever been involved in your own musical projects?: once, failed miserably
are you musically inclined? if so, what do you do...: see above
who is/are your favourite vocalist(s)?: pj harvey, josh homme
who is/are your favourite guitarist(s)?: eh...
who is/are your favourite bassist(s)?: next....
who is/are your favourite drummer(s)?: and the loser is...
who is/are your favourite keyboardist(s)?: fags
how do you feel about beat-boxing? includ. davis from korn...: was cool back then
how do you feel about rap, modern r&b, hip-hop, and rap-metal?: stale, but hey I listened to it.
how do you feel about oldies: motown and rock?: sure
how do you feel about classic rock and southern rock?: is that freedom rock? turn it up!
how do you feel about hippies and psycadelics?: more to go around
what do you think of the famous woodstock festival of 69?: wish I was there
what do you feel about the attempted woodstock revivals to follow (99)?: was poor commercialized recreation of the original too bad assholes gotta make 6 bucks for water and set fire to the field lights.
how do you feel about techno and ambience?: only on the right drug
do you consider raves cool or lame?: something to take in for sure.
how do you feel about pop and pop-rock?: I don’t listen to it
are you guilty of tuning into the boy-band/girl-group trend of the 90’s?: didn’t they all come out of the closet?
can you name the spice girls? (real and spice names): bitch, cunt, wanker, tubby
how do you feel about post-metallica rock? (ex. nickleback): oof bad example. next....
how do you feel about metal: includ. death, symphonic, thrash, glam, goth?: soothes the savage beast
how do you feel about punk music and its facets: ska, emo, and pop?: love or hate
how do you feel about the british invasion? (beatles, stones): they made way for bad imitations
what do you think of elvis? (in the beginning or the white jumpsuit days): never liked the dude
what do you think of bands with gimics? (gwar, misfits, kiss, spice girls): fun, just don’t get it on me.
do you like non-sensical/humorous music? (d.brockie, tenaciousd, w.willis): they preach to me
what musical character do you consider yourself to be? (rapper, punk): metalhead
preferences: classic rock or new rock?: nothing but rock
heavy metal or punk rock?: metal
punk rock or punk-pop?: punk rawk
pop or rock?: rock
hip-hop/rap or rap-rock/metal?: no more please
motown or classic rock?: when its on the radio
misfits with danzig or misfits with michale graves?: danzig please
judas priest or iron maiden?: maiden
rob halford or bruce dickinson?: scream for me longbeach
black sabbath with ozzy or sabbath with dio?: ozzy. nigguh please
ozzy osbourne or alice cooper?: for?
would you agree that marilyn manson was a product of alice cooper?: an influence
elvis or the beatles?: beatles
would you agree that elvis’ vocal style can be heard in many punk records?: hahahahahahaha
dream theater or tso?: aint they the same band?
manowar or gwar?: manowar
kiss or the misfits?: kiss
growling and screaming or wailing (diamond, halford)?: screaming
how do you feel about bands who combine metal and punk?: sure
how do you feel about the new face of thrash? (shadows fall, killswitch): thank god for them.
do you think danzig sings like jim morrison?: whatyoutalkinboutwillis
do you think that the vocalists of creed/nickleback/pjam sound like cher?: huh?
audioslave or velvet revolver?: how bout who cares?
what do you think of the grunge era (90’s)?: raised on steady diet of....
can you hear the classical influence in heavy metal music?: it pays the bills
do you rock out to mozart and beethoven?: sure
boyz II men or the backstreet boys?: bel biv devoe
who is the biggest diva? (mariah, whitney, aretha...): cunts
what do you think of madonna?: go away
eminem or icp?: detroit rock city
tupac or big?: both slinging scag on 125th st
courtney and kurt or sid and nancy?: sid/nancy she could take a beating
what do you think of warrior bands (manowar, rhapsody)?: see above
sepultura or pantera?: both
are you sick of hearing about dimebag?: nah. I just don’t pay attn
did you actually like pantera before dimebag was killed?: of course
who has more sex appeal: david bowie or david lee roth?: dlr
van halen with david lee roth or van halen with sammy hagar?: dlr of course. please these stupid questions kill
journey or boston?: journey
do you think aerosmith should retire?: who cares
who is the sexiest woman in rock/metal/punk?: I lost my subscription to sweet 16
hillary duff vs. lyndsey lohann?: see above answer
actresses turned singers or singers turned actresses?: go away
do you like j.lo’s butt?: like a dog who loves his nose rubbed in shit. no pun intended
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Sunday, October 15, 2006
ouch
Oranges and chapped lips are not as harmonious as peanut butter and a good jelly or preserve of your choice.
Or maybe more like
Cold sores and ketchup? ......
Monday, October 16, 2006
im not impressed by your celebrity status.....
but god damn youre so fucking cool!
So this weekend, while sick, in bed, cough cough, i watched basically the whole second season of Anthony Bourdain No Reservations from TIVO. For those not familiar, check him out:
http://www.anthonybourdain.com/
in short for those who DONT want to read! Anthony is basically a cook who has seen it all go down. From the ‘why not to eat fish on Monday in restaurant to the relationships between the cooks and waitress, the lingo of everything kitchen. This guy is a rock and roller. Loves punk rock, had bouts with drugs, worked in kitchens all over the city, blah blah...... AND owns his own restaurant and host of a the successful show on the travel channel. Yeah, kinda gay bout me and travel channel, but Bourdain rules.
while chatting with my friend mish bout daily chit chat and I tell her I just watched second season of No Reservations in one sitting. This was refresher for reading his book “Kitchen Confidential” he put out few years back. Whenever I read, if I can hear the persons voice (since bios are mostly my read of choice) while reading through the pages...... it just flows! Same method worked for David Lee Roths “Crazy from the Heat”. I met DLR one time and he signed books for the whole office. Man, he could tell 4 stories in 5 heartbeats. He just needed that extra beat to catch up with himself! HA So mish mentions to me the AB was doing a reading this week, in fact TONIGHT!!! I contemplated few hours then my old roommate who turned me onto AB said he would join me if I went. Great occasion! Old roomie, the show we watched together when both home and the person who suggested sometime back that this was a book I would like. I buy it on ebay! 6 bucks with shipping! HOT! The reading was 3 blocks, i mean avenues over so it wasnt that far to go from office. We get there and before we head in I grab last smoke (was hoping forever, but not) and guess who comes out standing next to us to have a smoke as well? The man ANTHONY BOURDAIN!!! Now Im not all that star struck but I guess since I just watched the whole season, not too long from finishing book, I was in awe!
He turns to me and says, “You a cook?” “No, Im in the music business, ha. Anyways, we start small talk. Talking bout bands and the parallels between cook and the typical music industry person. No, Im not offended to be pigeonholed by this man. He made it pretty fun actually. We talk about other books like his and the first one he mentions is the like one of the 8 books I read willingly since college days. Life of a Debauched Rock and Roller (http://www.amazon.com/Gentlemanly-Repose-Confessions-Debauched-Roller/dp/0806526262/sr=8-1/qid=1161063201/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/104-4198336-0770337?ie=UTF8) HOLY SHIT!!!
Quick 5 minutes later we go inside. The book reading is at capacity. Oh fucking well!!! Me and Corey grab a drink and shamefully ask AB for his autograph. Corey got a rubber lamb chop dog chew signed. He thought it was clever...... and the only thing he could find to take with him. I always have my book with me and of course trusted sharpie. He signs away:
pretty cool huh?!
had headache beforehand, fine not too long after too.
thanks for tellin me mish.
Wednesday, October 18, 2006
oops, missed a day this week
i actually wasnt bored enough to post and even if I was, I was too busy rocking out to the melvins!!
If they come through your town, dont be stupid. See this show!
I dont think you can truly appreciate music live until youve seen this performance live!
Melvins
Date Location Venue
Oct. 18, 2006 Philadelphia, PA Theater of the Living Arts
w/ Big Business
Oct. 19, 2006 Washington, DC Black Cat
w/ Big Business
Oct. 20, 2006 Baltimore, MD Ottobar
w/ Big Business
Oct. 21, 2006 Pittsburg, PA Mr. Smalls Theater
w/ Big Business
Oct. 23, 2006 Charlottesville, VA Starr Hill Music Hall
w/ Big Business
Oct. 24, 2006 Carrboro, NC Cat’s Cradle
w/ Big Business
Oct. 25, 2006 Charlotte, NC The Milestone
w/ Big Business
Oct. 26, 2006 Asheville, NC The Orange Peel
w/ Big Business
Oct. 27, 2006 Spartanburg, SC Ground Zero
w/ Big Business
Oct. 28, 2006 Athens, GA 40 Watt Club
w/ Big Business
Oct. 29, 2006 Rosewell, GA Whirly Ball
w/ Big Business
Oct. 31, 2006 Jacksonville, FL Jack Rabbits
w/ Big Business
Nov. 1, 2006 Tallahassee, FL Beta Bar
w/ Big Business
Nov. 2, 2006 Saints Petersburg, FL State Theater
w/ Big Business
Nov. 3, 2006 Orlando, FL The Social
w/ Big Business
Nov. 4, 2006 Gainesville, FL Abbey Road
w/ Big Business
Nov. 5, 2006 Fort Lauderdale, FL Culture Room
w/ Big Business
Nov. 7, 2006 Birmingham, AL Bottle Tree
w/ Big Business
Nov. 8, 2006 Chattanooga, TN Rhythm & Brews
Knoxville, TN Blue Cats
w/ Big Business
Nov. 10, 2006 Nashville, TN Exit In
w/ Big Business
Nov. 11, 2006 Memphis, TN New Daisy Theater
w/ Big Business
Nov. 13, 2006 Little Rock, AR Juanita’s Cantina
w/ Big Business
Nov. 14, 2006 New Orleans, LA One Eyed Jacks
w/ Big Business
Nov. 16, 2006 San Antonio, TX White Rabbit
w/ Big Business
Nov. 17, 2006 Austin, TX Emo’s
w/ Big Business
Nov. 18, 2006 Dallas, TX Gypsy Tea Room
w/ Big Business
Nov. 20, 2006 Oklahoma City, OK The Conservatory
w/ Big Business
Nov. 21, 2006 Tulsa, OK Bob’s at Cain’s
w/ Big Business
Nov. 24, 2006 Albuquerque, NM Launch Pad
w/ Big Business
Nov. 25, 2006 Tempe, AZ The Clubhouse
w/ Big Business
Nov. 26, 2006 Las Vegas, NV Celebrity Showroom, Downtown Las Vegas
w/ Big Business
Nov. 28, 2006 Reno, NV New Oasis
w/ Big Business
Nov. 29, 2006 San Francsisco, CA Great American Music Hall
w/ Big Business
Nov. 30, 2006 Los Angeles, CA Troubadour
w/ Big Business
Dec. 1, 2006 San Diego, CA Casbah
w/ Big Business
Dec. 2, 2006 Costa Mesa, CA Detroit Bar
w/ Big Business
Friday, October 27, 2006
waiting.......
aside from it being a great movie depicting the food handling industry, but also is a killer........
especially when you are trying to rush the unanticipated events....and so on.
AND to take this one point further.......
i hate waiting when it comes to the movies**..... despise it. consider yourself done in should you make me late to a movie.
**Specifically when you walk in on a preview or movies opening credits and all thats left is the first 4 rows. grrrr.....
one while the laundry is in the dryer
1. What’s your opinion on sex without emotional commitment?
eh, id have to be outta my mind... and most likely unable to perform
2. Do you bite your toenails?
thought hasnt crossed my mind.
3. Are you a jealous person?
unfortunately yes, i do. fuels bad actions/motions/statements without thinking. even outside jealousy
4. What are you allergic to?
Peaches
5. What books, if any, have made you cry?
what? really? people do that when they read?!??!
6. Does it get annoying when somebody says they’ll call you, but doesnt?
oh yes. if im a person who doesnt call often outside of work, chances are that youre pretty special. Soooooo, in return, if you are that person, and some of you are, its a pretty big ordeal. Also being one of those people, i know you are almost deadlocked to call that person or risk being tagged a “flake”.
7. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
eh, havent had any lately. when i have, i paid little attention
8. If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest what would you do/say? talk to them?
9. What would you rather be doing right now?
what? something else aside from laundry on a friday night! youre nuts, insane to insinuate something more thrilling than laundry.......
10. What song lyrics, if any, are stuck in your head at the moment?
some new it dies today song
12. What did you dress up as for your first Halloween?
probably darth vader or storm trooper. the vinyl costume with the klunky plastic mask that was held together by a small band of elastic. came in the cardboard box with the cellophane front. oh the memories.
13. What’s your favorite TV show, now or in the past? right now probably robot chicken. i used to have all those action figures!
14. Do you get along better with the same or opposite sex?
both pretty well I think
15. Can others make you cry easily?
not really, and if i did, you wouldnt know it.
16. Who was the last person to piss you off?
no one pisses me off. tough skin! except that motherfucker today on the phone!!! oh mang!
17. Are you picky about spelling and grammar?
kinda, though not self applied?
18. Do you pay attention to calories on the back of packages?
now and again
19. If you could be any type of fruit what would you be? apple? banana, avocado?
20. Were you a “planned” child?
ask for the story
21. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
2 pair in circulation, 1 pair to workout in, bout ½ dozen pair randomly plucked throughout the year.
extra fyi:
best purchase: red or brown pro ked uptown lo top.
worst purchase: cherry red silver vinyl. ewwww NO place like home shit!
22. What was the last thing to scare you? forgetting my weed at the office and not having anything at home.
23. How many hours of sleep do you need to function? would love 8, can function on 3, will crash early on 2 or less.
24. What is your favorite alcoholic drink?
vodka tonic, diet soda and rum
25. When was the last time you slept on the floor?
i really dont remember. maybe in 2004 on tour with codeseven
26. Have you ever been attracted to someone physically unattractive? sure..
27. What personality must there be in the opposite sex?
tough one. i love realists, fan of sarcasm, punctuality!!! holy shit thats it!!! PUNCTUALITY for the movies!!!
28. Do you enjoy traveling via airplanes? the actual physical action of doing, yes. going somewhere else, no.
29. Would you ever date someone covered in tattoos? sure, tho insanely jealous if she has ones better than mine. Im not afraid to admit it.
31. Do you believe that the guy should pay on the first date? dutch bitch!
32. Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
tattoos yes
33. Which do you make: wishes or plans?
wishes over plans. i hate plans, make plenty wishes
34. Can you speak any languages other than English?
eh, does “fuck” count? Its used enough in my dialogue/conversations to be considered.
35. What is your favorite salad dressing??
balls ahmic vi (gina)rette
36. What movies do you know every line to?
jaws and caddyshack
37. Have you ever dated one of your best friends?
if we dated, i would hope so.
38. Has anyone told you a secret this week?
was it a secret to begin with?
39. When was the last time someone hit on you?
few weeks ago
40. Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture?
be, be, be!!!! Im a whore for the camera.
41. Do you wear slippers (flip-flops) even when its cold outside? who the fuck does that? Seriously? Dont your feet get cold?
42. If you could eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
eggs with tons of ketchup and unlimited burritos and or apples
43. How many siblings do you have, and where are you in the order?
1, first
44. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
psht, next.....
45. When was your last road trip?
think that was camping?
46. Name the schools you went to:
st michaels, locust, abes
47. Name 5 things in your Purse/pockets/wallet:
atm slips, metro card, license
48. Three names you go by:
bino, bambino, john
49.Who is in the house with you?
lucy
50. Who are you thinking about right now?
i need to go to bed
Friday, November 03, 2006
cmj, or atleast part of it
So here I am on a train going home. I just indulged ina slice of rays pizza. Mmmmm so cmj has been in town the last week. Things have been great. Slightly overwhelming but I’d be wrong to complain. Heavy Hitter Inc just had one of our most successful showcases ever. Personally one of my faves too! 3 opened .....intronaut put a shaking on my foundations. They honestly were one of my most favorite bands ever to play our showcases. Cheers to all those who came out. For me personally it took one person to make my night. That one person was meeeeeeeesh. Meeeeeeeesh is one of my closest, nearest and dearest people in my life. Without her........... i might hate more.
Taking mish one step further, personally
...... I’ve never felt so special to or closest with ... or about a person like her
ever. EVER! She rules me.
CMJ is almost over, thankfully. I have been goin like a clock on
duracell I keep goin and goin and goin. We had 2 panels to be at but
never made (bad) and saw 3 showcases that personally should’ve been so
much better. I saw bad wizard last night. As much as they are not metal
they ruled. I can also run down a laundry list of tons of other bands
too but they rawked.
I had a priviledge to see many other great bands but none this week
outside of intronaut or acacia strain that me feel happier. Both bands
just made me happy to be doing what I’m doing. I been to a few other
showcases this week but none that could touch how this one moved me.
I have done some other great showcases this week like skateboard,
purevolume, and strip club circuit. None that could match or stand up to
prior week experiences.
The week is coming to a fast close. I could chat about saints and
sinners but whose listening. It was a great time and progression for HH
Inc.
Sidenote
I’m sitting next to this bulldyke and she’s talking to her 2 bulldyke
girlfriends across from me. Its annoying that I have to put up with
them.. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that) and the jokes aint
getting much fresher. I’m patiently waiting for one of them all to say
she’s having a “not so fresh day” my rebuttal.....”fuck you”
Mish you are something very special
Thank you
Thank you very much
Good night
Godspeed
Tip your bartender
Saturday, November 04, 2006
top 8 guest star........
Cuz Coop......James Patrick Cooper....
if we didnt hang out so much you might think i had my own personal photographer.
Coop joined the bar crawl this week. Check out his site:
http://www.coopphoto.com
Cheers Coop!
more cmj blog to come soon. im shutting down for the week ....... night.
Sunday, November 05, 2006
cmj .... some not all
Blog brought to you by the union of colloctive drunken pizza eating disorder.
......only during conventions
So I’m trying to watch this movie chumscrubber. Kinda like a crash meets heathers? Lots of underlying intertwining ties something (which is where I am now) I’m still trying to figure out. Anyways, I decided to try and write rest of cmj while hoping at one magical moment it will all make sense. Maybe?
These highlights maybe incomplete. Whatever is missed or forgotten might make future blogs.
Oh yeah it all started pre cmj with saints and sinners fest is asbury. HH Inc was radio promotions for the fest. It was a great success. Maybe when I go to post this I will toss in some pics.
Open bar all day, both days in the red bull room. And meanwhile I bought some jack as precautionary measures. I used to be jack fan for long while. It got dangerous at times. Nights of knocking over trash all along nyc city streets. Throwing of just bout anything and yelling at just bout anyone. All in good fun. BUT this was not the intent for this trip. Asbury is on the jersey shore. Right on the water and always always cold. My first thoughts bout having to go there is frozen toes. I doubled socked it both days. I still was cold. I am, as most have heard me say before, a cold person. Almost never warm. So jack was always a warm drink to me. So everytime I drink it it makes me fell warm. I was prop more inebriated than warm ;)
Thanks to all the stations who participated.
Band highlights job 4 cowboy, kse, suicide city, acacia strain, all that remains. Tons more.
Someone mustve really liked our banner. We lost one out of three. There will be a heavy hitter blog on this event and cmj. Subscribe if you haven’t already.
CMJ bands:
Human orchestra (wjile waiting patiently for msi), the giraffes, a static lullaby, scars of tomorrow, bad wizard, endwell, acacia strain, intronaut, 3, all shall perish, spoiler nyc. Not a wjole lot of metal this year. We filled the gaps well tho......
CMJ highlighted events:
Syn conflict of interest. Finally moved to a safer venue to get intoxicated in. Friendly security. ;) thanks syn. Nice to still be on the invite list. Halloween bar crawl. Oh myyyyy. Trick or treaters in and out of bars. no, that wasn’t us, kids were like following us bar to bar. Unfortunately some were served, some were not. That statement referred to our group, not the kids. Hehe. Tho was sad to hear some bars asked them to leave immediately due to the law of no kids allowed in bars. Smart law but I would make exception for halloween. Anyways that night was memorable. Wrong idea to start with beer and movin onto the hard stuff. I saw some pictures from that night. Oh my. Again they will be on HH Inc blog. Same night was mastodon meet and greet at 130. Good times from the pieces of that night that I could put together. The event went off amazingly well. People were well and juiced up and poured heavy handed. Thanks 151. Oh, monday night post syn party visit to 151 was awesome. Like 5 generations of mcgathy metal dept in one room and all getting along like old friends.
Ozzfest 10th anniversary panel. Was good to hear the backstage stories I guess. I was so tired I kinda nodded off briefly. Doh. And I was cold too. Went to hooters for fitst time ever. It was cool for what it is. I guess since I’m not big sportsfan and big on the flaunting of boobs and butts, and AND my god hearing the way these waitresses communicate with one another..... its like listening to girlfriends gabbing to one another. “Oh I hate him, but he’s cute” “I wore the red g with the skirt and I looked hot” “maybe you should do that with your hair, 20 wings for table 50 bitch!” In the end atleast I can say I went. I will say in hooters defense I was still way detoxing and still feelin like shit. Sitting over the restaurant heater just didn’t make me feel any better. Good company tho.
Finding the club where msi was playing was an adventure. Almost like judgement night on foot involving a muffin factory, hand drawn map, and one beat boxer. Adventurous and fun accompanied with great conversations to and fro with lots of shared yawns. Mad dash to city where I catch next band in amazing timing. Was offered many drinks happily declined. Missed the party to follow. Strip club was next stop for most on the convention kick. Noooooooo thank you. I gotta feed my cat. On train ride got into a friendly conversation with what I would believe to be a strung out homeless kid about 22 yrs old. He’s dressed in the goth biker boots with all the accessories. White sweat pants, and a silk shirt with a print of skulls and dragons. I really wanted to read my book was ok with keepin the convo goin. At one point I take out my sidekick to read some emails. He goes “oh man I wish I had a cell phone. Then I could call everyone and let them know I was coming.” I think to myself “Sure buddy here. Take my phone. I have no need for it to call a dealer for my next binge session purchased with 2 hours of union square midnight pedestrian traffic panhandling cash in” he got off few stops later. To complete his outfit he had a fresh haircut and those silver finger cuffs with jewels and shit. Maybe seeing them maybe me feel it was better to entertain his conversation over hair dying than risk permenant physical harm.
Thursday night I stayed in the city with jason and dave and a guest I didn’t know was there. Full house. I went into the bathroom to smoke. Its small. You literally had to sit sideways on the toilet should you needed. The floor was lined with towels, the heat was on my back..... I fell asleep with one foot up on the bowl otherbelow on floor almost curver round the bowl. woken up few hours later by someone almost stepping on my cause they had to pee. It was warm. Meeting following morning was good. More to story but not for posting. Home, worked out (amazingly only missed 2 days all week), shower back into city for panels. Made it just in time. This convention brought a lot of perfect timing. The train getting from home to city was always needing extra timing due to rerouting. Panel starts at 230, I’m there 227. Day before lunch at peanut butter and co. Soo yummy. Time set for 1230, I’m there 1231. Friday night got a posting in itself earlier this week. To add acacia strain are some money mofos. Intronaut are the coolest dudes, all shall perish set was like whoa, 3 are amazing musicians and put on a show that gets your attention whether you’re a fan or not.
Saturday saw the syn metal party. Good times. Top shelf liquor served with lots of free candy scattered all over the place. I considered baggin a lot. I heard some nyc dentists are honoring a candy exchange program. Bring in your halloween candy and get dental work at reduced rate. Smart idea. I betcha no one else there was thinking bout that. Ha. After bout 20 of us endured katzs deli. Famous for many traditional kosher dishes and sandwiches miles high. Good times but confusing as shit to get out when you pay in groups. Its like you you and you are leaving with that person who will pay your ticket. When you order youhand them a ticket you get upon entry. Basically its your running tab and how much you have to pay upon exit. So needless to say we had to go out in groups. It was like a scene out of a hostage situation. Pay in trade off for exit, and gimme a extra lean pastrami sammich to go. Hehe. More pics of that to come too.
There is a bit more to end this post but I think I have written myself into arthritis typing on this sidekick. So if you notice some grammatical eros r mssng leter s yo no hy.
And laundry still aint done.
Sunday, November 12, 2006
allmusic....... they make me laugh once and while
whoever wrote the wu tang moods listed under moods must have either been an early hardcore kid or a guy who took every drug under the sun before writing this:
Moods:
Brooding
Swaggering
Sprawling
Hostile
Angry
Eerie
Aggressive
Paranoid
Visceral
Brash
Ominous
Menacing
Gritty
Raucous
Rambunctious
Intense
Complex
Tense/Anxious
Confident
Detached
Boisterous
change is something.....
but i really liked my book section... RIP
I LOVE SELF HELP BOOKS
“How to influence others and take the blame” author unknown
“How The Hell Did I Get Here”
the prequel to “What to do with the last 13 minutes of freedom with a bloody nose”
sequel to “How to make bail, and still afford and 8 ball in 47 minutes”
“How to achieve bloody success without touching a single drug” a split novel presented by AA and NA.
........coming soon to a bookshelf near you in 06’
“Blackout Out 05” ....second hand accounts of your life as told by others while you were still awake and present.
Described as “Riveting!” and “True to someone elses life” by those who have read it.
Thursday, November 16, 2006
slight update in braille and a surprise
Oh man. So its coming to a close and fast. Its been a great year
professionally. Personally littered with highs and lows. The rock shows
are few and far between. I got tons of great new music.
Tons of melvins bootlegs
Rediscovering old man gloom, zozobra, cursed, intronaut, twelve gauge
valentine, kayodot, isis and so on.
Last weekend was great. So good I had no time to post about it.
I was at the suffocation show and I swear with all the long hairs there
u could circle the globe 5x!
Christmas parties coming. We don’t need anything like this:
Or this:
Keep your turkey, I’m stuffing. I mean stuffed.
Hello sobriety, goodbye cmj
Anyone got some helpful sleep remedies that don’t include pills?
To end this posting, how’s bout a surrrrrrrrrrvey?
Finish this sentence...
1. I’ve come to realize that my ex...... despite contrary has all worling limbs and body parts
2. I am listening to... it dies today
3. I talk... when I have to, or want to
4. I love... hate is so much easier.
5. My best friends... I didn’t know I had more than one. Hell tell me who the lucky person is? Me or them?
6. My first real kiss... was wet and sloppy
7. I hate it when people...avoid questions
8. Love is... a lot younger than me
9. Jessica is... whose she?
10. Marriage... eh not looking likely at this hour
11. Somewhere, someone... is having reconstructive surgery
12. I always... need 10 minutes for rituals in the morning (feed cat, fill water jug, brush teeth (2x), do hair, check weather/pockets, check? Check!)
13. I have a secret crush on...how do you wear a crush? Like a floral carnation on your jacket lapel?
14. The last time I cried was because... I was laughing so hard at the news
15. My cell phone... contrary to belief accepts incoming calls.
16. When I woke up this morning...I went back to sleep
17. Before I go to sleep at night...I was my face, brush teeth, fill up bedside water jug
18. Right now I am thinking about... whose doing what where.
19. Babies are... cute but not for me.
20. I get on MySpace... cause someone told me there were easy woman on here.
21. Today I... fought the unneccessary evils of boredom
22. Tonight I will... hopefully sleep through the night.
23. Tomorrow I will...do the same as today
24. I really want...get laid? Don’t we all?
25. The person who is most likely to repost this is... fuck, I don’t care.
RANDOM:
I’ve stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant: hellllz yeah niglet
I watch the news: when I can’t find nothing funnier on
I kill bugs: with magnifying glass
I curse reguarly: I wove my own tapestry of four letter words and it fetched lots on ebay for charitable auction. FUCK YEAH!
I sing in the shower: no fucking way
I’m a morning person: piss off
I have listened to more than 30 CD’s in a day: ummm yes!
My favorite color is: red
I’ve worn pajamas in school: nah never got into that shite
I know how to shoot a gun: click click boom
I laugh at my own jokes: someones gotta laugh
I am really ticklish: maybe, maybe not. Find out.
I play video games: not so much
I’m good at remembering numbers: after dialing them millions of times.
I’m good at remembering names: sometimes. Were you worth remembering?
Could that person serve any of my needs?
I’m good at remembering dates: when I want to
Friday, November 17, 2006
Tales from the Big House............
Well, lets just say that I don’t have the cleanest record out there. I was going through a heap of old notes, paperwork in the computer. While I was preparing my defense, getting my story down…. I always thought to keep this to myself but…. Im up, over, and done. Clean record, no charges, but them cops out there…….. are pricks.
Try to read in a first person if that’s at all possible.
Arrested before all questioning.
Deal for compensation had been made for damaged property
Refused to release me after many pleas from property owner and owner damaged goods.
The cops yanked my arms down when I lifted them at their request.
I’m 5 ft 10 inches, 170 lbs compared to 6 foot 240 policeman, yeah I’m getting away from this guy, yanking was not necessary.
Asked if I was a fan of pink floyd once the officer entered the car
before I was even read my rights or told what I was being arrested for
Officer declined to loosen the cuffs after 2 requests
When at the station threw all my personal property on a window sill or the floor in disregard for personal property.
I gave this cop nothing of a hard time.
The cop who transferred me told me that the arresting officer has one
arrest an evening minimum.
When in jail at I experienced the following:
Temperature average the whole 36 hours felt like 60 degrees.
All inmates slept, including myself slept with arms in their shirts.
Asked many different correction officers about raising temp. The all said they have no control over it. This while they were all wearing jackets.
On the wall there is a ny correctional facility sign that said they
would provide food for vegetarians. When I asked the officer he said
“that’s a police dept sign” I pointed the correction dept that was
listed on the posted memo he did not respond.
I asked for juice, they said its over there pointing to the sink. I
accepted it and asked for a cup, he said use a milk carton.
They served bologna or cheese sandwiches, sorry vegans. I wouldn’t want to be you in jail. I asked for any fruit since I had heard earlier inmates were given some. No response. 36 hours on nothing.
The inmate maintenance crew were horrible. When they mopped they left
pools of ammonia soaking on the floor.
I witnessed a young black male fall on his head on one of these pools
causing him to go into epileptic it of sorts. It took the officers at minimum 5 minutes to even respond to all the calls of help for this kid. Some of the inmates got nauseous from the strong ammonia smell.
I saw inmate maintenance crew pass off lighters to inmates so they could smoke dope, crack, or cigarettes.
I was harassed for seat space with other inmates. Most notably was the 50+year old black man who came in and first thing he said “I don’t give a fuck who you are, how old you are, or what you did. If you get in my way, Ill knock your fucking head off. Im a 2 time winning heavyweight boxer.”
Guess who slept next to me on the bench and snored like a lumberjack?!?!?! The 2 time heavyweight winning motherfucker!
I watched inmates come and go within 2 hours of arrival.
I watched everyone who had been penned up with me, about 30 of them, all come and go before me.
Why was I in jail for 36 hours for a minor infraction?
My speculation, the arresting officer never handed in my finger prints. Why do I speculate this?
I had 2 friends and my father checking in every half hour during the day up until 11pm at night.
My father and friends were able to plead with an attorney to find out
what the latest was on my case. Apparently the arresting officer said he had to print me twice cause the original prints did not go through. I was only printed once. How could he say this?
And that’s the story.
It all ended with all charges being dropped against me, and the guy who had me arrested……… never followed up with his charges.
Fuck the city, disregard authority…………. Eat bologna sandwiches!
Tuesday, December 19, 2006
as much as I did or didn’t want to send out
Longtime no blog. Its a familiar opening for me with these things. I’m gonna list of bullet points instead of deep detailed info
1 I am happily to announce I am no longer single. Me and Mish have been dating close to a month now.
2 work year has come to a close finally for 2006. Great year!
3 off to vegas tomorrow
4 went to fl last week to see a band for management.
5 xmas shopping sucks
6 my laptop died
7 I got a new desktop computer at home
8 my profile is getting old
9 why does the n train take so long on weekends?
10 new hh inc team member starting publicity
11 watched the following movies: wassup rockers, clerks 2, superman returns, tsunami,
vegas day1
Should I be happy or sad that mgm grande doesn’t have nickel slots? Eh, havin fun nonetheless. Day one of blog complete. Eat me if u wanted more.
Saturday, December 23, 2006
vegas
ok, well, no vegas blog!
random shite
saw apocalypto, world trade, botch dvd, best of eddie murphy, wassup rockers, superman returns, thank you for not smoking, clerks 2, the melvins, the best of phil hartman and city of men series disc.
vegas was super cool. some pics:
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Saturday, June 17, 2006
slayer, I mean SLAYYYYYYYYER!!!!!!!!!!!!
tonight was a good night. you know those friends that you have that you just cant have a bad time when you hang out? tonight was one of em. I hung out with my old coworker, boss, cointern, blah blah. Basically, we met probably like once when we were interning for the same people, but alternate days bout ten years ago. We still keep a good line of communication. We experienced ups, downs, firsts and lasts along with a guest appearance of something called “soap bar” along the way. Anyways, long story short for what i could have easily written for hours and hours..
this post is for you stevie krucher...
always good times!
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Monday, July 17, 2006
bout a month since last post
since then I:
did illegal things and or substance
drank
went to some shows
sweat
went to a wedding
drank some sangria
had a good dinner and paid top dollar
sold my sidekick and razr
met some cool people, some bad people
hired a part timer
conquered some business i set out to do since day one (or bagged the elephant? as they might say)
took mass transit to more than one unusual route
sweat some more
drank some more
stayed up way to late on a work night
went to more than one party
saw fireworks
showered more than once
washed my hair bout 5 times
no haircut or shave
tried new deodorant
bought lots of catfood
had horrible nights sleep
got stuck in the city
had good nights sleep
sweat some more
went swimming in a pool
biked the most in the last month than all year
still havent eaten seafood
tried new organizational skills
read 1 book
got drunk
been up
been down
saw a few movies
netflix lost a rental
netflix sent lots of rentals
bought lots of liquor while home
avoided most personal chores to best of ability
learned how to put a towel down after working out
dranks some more
did more illegal things and or substance
learned to love/miss family/friends without seeing them
grew more afraid of the phone during personal calls
.........do you have a club card?
if you have seen my head, please put it in the mail. Return postage guaranteed. please send tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.......
Sunday, July 23, 2006
a quick something for nothing
unedited.......... written throughout 3 nights at bout midnight or later. Or was it 4 drinks and later??!?!
So quick thought or nibble of insight. I’m no fan of strip clubs. Sorry to disappoint.
Why is this? No friggin good idea.
So me and and my friend are at a hotel across the street from a strip club and a steak house. it was the end of a convention in a hot southern state. My friend is like head over heel in heaven at thought of Steak and tits! What red blooded american man can’t appreciate? Me. That’s who.
We hit the steak place. It felt like a sizzler done up with the waitresses of hooters. Friend is like happier than he was before 10 fold. I see they have strawberry daquiris. Mmmmmm so I order a handful. The whole time my friend tells me to pace myself cause we will drink more at the strip joint. Knowing full and well I didn’t want to go I start pounding the strawberry daquiris. 1,2,3,4,5. I’m pretty well gone an hour into this killer steak dinner I can’t even finish. I tell my friend that I have to go back to the room but he should go to the club where I will meet up with him shortly. Basically I went back to the room and passed out cold. It was the easiest way to incapacitate myself from having to toss money at naked woman whom I originally had noooooo interest in seeing.
I don’t like strip clubs.
Friday, August 11, 2006
this last week reminded me of the great vodk, er christmas party 05
HUH?
13000 hits and still goin strong
Monday, August 14, 2006
This weeks guest spot on top 8!!!!!!
beginning of weeekly posting, who knows for how long. I might even forget. Nah, Im sure I will get creative for 20 seconds. but for now............
http://www.myspace.com/cherrywestdesign
LISA!!!!!!! Lisa who is usually very silent when it comes to postings on my site. I do get commentary messages now and again. This woman is solely responsible for getting me on here. I even told her no, but made me create a profile of example to post Heavy Hitter Incs, bands. Nonetheless countless years after the boom, shes still one of my friends! Lisa, thank you! You have earned.......... the center circle of the hollywood, i mean guest spot slot on my MYSPACE accounts top 8. CHeck her out, she rules!!!!! she denies you, hit her with the all important passphrase......... bambino sent me! In like flynnnnnnnn. whatever that means. she rocks!
Thank you lisa for being so pushy to get me on here.........
To this day we still keep casual friend contact. See, there is sooooooome good in this monster.
Biiiiiiiiiino
Monday, August 14, 2006
I posted........
3 times on the bulletin board!!!!!!!!! loser
genuine friends tho.................worth it!
Tuesday, September 05, 2006
This week’s/month/day/whatever top 8 guest....
had a minute or 8 to post ....... yet again tonight.
Good excuse, huh?
This week’s esteemed friend ....in world of myspace, but always first in the heart:
Krucher
Its his birthday too! Hope you get lots of socks bud!
Drop him a line with happy birthday wishes
i missed a meeting
why do i feel like i owe everyone an apology.
eh, fuck em.
remember those opposite sketches on you cant do that on television?
i just lived one....... minus the locker room jokes/cracks.
I dont know
..doh
Friday, September 15, 2006
preface: is it really true?
Ok, many drinks had this evening. Happy Birthday http://www.myspace.com/gwyther G Man . Thank you for the reason to get me out and mind on a different track and my back off to chiropractor. Just kidding. Wish i had the bbq instead of $1,880,000 margarita 1,900,00 proof.
So they say when youre on ecstasy you feel “sexy”. when youre on marijuana, youre high. On cocaine indestructable. Vicodin, numb. Liquor, open to conversation and stupid. etc. etc.
Tonight, i had a few drinks. I feel yappy, but none of the people with the ear for it are around. so now you get to read what I have to say.
this little piggy went to the market
this little piggy stayed home
this little piggy had roast beef
this little piggy had none
aaaaaaaaaaand THIS little piggy went, weee weee weee all the home
thank you for reading
Monday, September 18, 2006
Thought to dig back some shit to write..
It was all smeared and unlegible. Oh well, this weekend can suffice. Need more, post, message, ring a damn triangle er sumthing dummy!!
quick rundown cause my will to do this is there but fading in and out. Yes, me tired, me want to post, but get halfway through thought and keep goin.....
friday night, celtic frost with manny and mish. rocking show. I never been the big CF fan. I remember their videos on headbangers ball way back when. man have they changed.... for the better fir shizzle.
saturday up, cleaned the place. Not needed, but helps. Dishes, floor, litterbox, recycling (even seperated the moeny ones for my aunts friend too. Aint i nice?), newspapers, sweep, laundry (big one, 4 loader) wash folded and dry and back in dressers, closets, etc. Sat afternoon, perspective temporary roomie. (missin corey. AND he came to get his stuff today when I was out!) ANOTHER BREAK UP! NO MORE!!!! haha (<---wanker) Jason in for the night from chicago, dinner, office for second (hasnt seen it yet) off to brooklyn for gwyther birthday number 393840293849083. There til 1, then to bar in city on way home, there for half hour, walk to train, wait for train, home....... 3 am. Lots drank, but nothing to impress you with my tales of alcoholism.
sunday, up early, jason up, watch some howard on demand, jason gone, parents in for short visit on way to Atlantic City. Short, but something to work for there! intentions to roll into city after working out take shape. OK, gonna go in, get shoes, got shoes, stop by office, meet with mish maybe, then off movies. They kinda got cancelled, work called for others, and I walked home, with a stop at duane read for minute, then 59 mins to pay. Home, laundry, food, music, emails, home.
night.
***also available on audio tape
Saturday, October 14, 2006
supposed best myspace survey...
The Best Myspace Survey
· . . About You . . *
Eye Color:: brown
Hair Color:: brown
Height:: 5’10”
Favorite Color:: brown
Screen Name:: bino223
Favorite Band:: kyuss
Favorite Movie:: jaws
Favorite Show:: depends on season
Your Car:: don’t have one
Your Hometown:: brooklyn, ny
Your Present Town:: brooklyn, ny
Your Crushes First Name:: don’t have one
Your Grade:: oh my, should I be doing this?
Your Style:: my own
· . . Have You Ever . . *
Sat on your rooftop?: yep
Kissed someone in the rain?: yep
Danced in a public place?: sure
Smiled for no reason?: uh huh
Laughed so hard you cried?: mos def
Peed your pants after age 8?: maybe the post dribble. wasn’t much the shaker growin up
Written a song?: does “I fucking hate you” count. I’ve sang it at the end of most breakups.
Sang to someone for no reason?: answer above
Performed on a stage?: oh yes. amsterdam. live sex show. I was chased by a dude in a monkey suit with a strap on. the beer on tap was good tho.
Talked to someone you don’t know?: its what I do.
Gone out of your way to befriend someone?: always. for good and bad unfortunately
Made out in a theatre?: oh yeah. thought I had it nade too until I was told it was her shoulder.
Gone roller skating since 8th grade?: roller hockey
Been in love?: yes
· . . Who was the last person to . . *
Say HI to you?: I think in person mightve been bill. he said mornin johnny (cause he calls me that), how are you kid?” “feel like shit bill”
Tell you, I love you?: prob amy s after triv show. and she tagged a “you’re amazing” with it. YES!
Kiss you?: mish, the comfortable friend cheek thing with the assuring arm throw around. makes me feel good.
Hug you?: same
Tell you BYE?: in person, mish. on phone jackie.
Write you a note?: I can get up from my desk whenever I want now and talk to whoever I want without the bitch ms. xxxx whome I luckily forgot her name and the uncomfortable 4th grade.
Take your photo?: me
Call your cell phone?: jackie
Buy you something?: me. soup, tea, crackers, sunny d, yogurt, honey. get the hint?
Go with you to the movies?: mish
Sing to you?: does heavy breathing over phone count?
Write a poem about you?: does text count?
Text message you?: mish
Touch you?: mailman. I had to sign for something and I swear he wanted to punch knuckles. I did.
· . . What’s the last . . *
Time you laughed?: this afternoon. many good bourdain episodes and some twitching howard stern tv episodes.
Time you cried?: few weeks ago? specifics upon request. chances are it was all but one of you who read this. OR is that girl (yes I’m hetero for record) even reading this?
Movie you watched?: die hard with a vengence
Joke you told?: so this chick walks into this bar with a poodle under one arm and a 2 foot salami under the other....
Song you’ve sang?: a sad song seems much sadder
Time you’ve looked at the clock?: 11:55
Drink you’ve had?: sunny d
Number you’ve dialed?: I don’t dial silly.
Book you’ve read?: kitchen confidential by anthony bourdain.
Food you’ve eaten?: soup is good food. garlic chicken. I love garlic.
Flavor of gum chewed?: spearmint
Shoes you’ve worn?: red pumas
Store you’ve been in?: grocery
Thing you’ve said?: thank you
· . . Can You . . *
Write with both hands?: sure
Whistle?: yep
Blow a bubble?: not in a long time
Roll your tounge in a circle?: its part of the grande finale
Cross your eyes?: of course
Touch your tounge to your nose?: nope
Dance?: nyet
Gleek?: nada
Stay up a whole night without sleep?: too many to count this year.
Speak a different language?: is drunk a language? probably created by yhe Blackouts of southern brooklyn?
Impersonate someone?: I dunno.
Prank call people?: I like to listen these days
Make a card pyramid?: like I have the time? july 29th 20006.
Cook anything?: soup again
· . . Finish The Line . . *
If i were a ...: smart I would stop doing these
I wish ...: I was better......line forms to the left for follow up questions.
So many people don’t know that ...: if I wanted you to know I would tell you
I am ...: in bed
My heart is ...: in my chest.
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2 for boredom
Current mood: exanimate
Odd Facts about ME
DO YOU SNORE?: yes
LOVER OR A FIGHTER?: both
WHAT’S YOUR WORST FEAR?: wouldn’t you like to know
AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?: totally. I got to build shit so big I needed the bucket to sit on
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF “REALITY TV”?: bourdain count?
DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?: sometimes
WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?: I think I’ve discovered the age reversal process
HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?: comfortable
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?: blizzzack biatch
DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?: hell no
HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?: nope
ANY SECRET TALENTS?: I gotta split tongue.
WHAT’S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?: someplace with a real wood stove or fireplace?
HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?: veggie rolls
HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE “DONNIE DARKO”?: does the pope wear a funny hat
DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?: got a match?
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?: I suck, no licks
CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?: why would I want to
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?: plenty
ARE SPEEDO’S HOT?: why you asking me?
WHAT’S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?: click click boom
IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?: is there a future
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?: sure, that’s why I’m typing this
WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?: peaches and bad vag
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, “I LOVE YOU”: does typing it count?
IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?: nigguh please, holding court at 125th and malcolm x blvd
DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?: I don’t hold back
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?: omelette
ARE BLONDES DUMB?: why? is she smarter than me?
WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?: in the hamper
WHAT TIME IS IT?: 9:39
DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?: bino
IS MCDONALD’S DISGUSTING?: yes
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?: last week?
DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?: showers please
IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?: of course. I get all the good gifts
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?: depends where its dark
WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?: personality
CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?: creeeeeeeeeeamy
HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?: yes. can I press the siren?
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?: 3
IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?: back in 83
ARE YOU WEARING SOCKS?: werd
HAVE YOU EVER HITCH HIKED?: did you see that movie when that dude pickeded up that udder dood and that stoopid white big breatsed mama .....
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?: brown
WHEN’S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?: the last bright eyes record
DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?: I’d probably ask for the happier ending for basic tv and the tragic ending for theatrical release
WHOSE LIFE IS BETTER?: my cats
ARE YOU PSYCHIC?: I knew you would ask that
HAVE YOU READ “CATCHER IN THE RYE”?: yes
DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?: the filoppian tuba
CAN YOU SKATEBOARD?: used to
DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?: yes please.
DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?: amongst other occasions yes
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?: eh
IS A DOG A MAN’S BEST FRIEND?: just a good phrase
YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?: not really being from a marriage that’s 33yrs and goin. though watched just bout everyother marriage around us fall apart
CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?: when mj was straight.
DOES YOUR MOM KNOW YOU HAVE A MYSPACE?: sure do
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?: sooooooooup
DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?: not really
DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?: I love everyone til you cross me
WHAT’S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?: best thing about tivo. don’t have to watch em
DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?: where?
FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?: isis
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musical survey for the sick, or bored or both
Current mood: sick
musical survey for the bored
what was the first album you owned?: kiss rock and roll over
what/who was your first musical obsession?: kiss
what/who was your musical obsession during your pre-teens?: run dmc
what/who was your musical obsession going into high school?: metallica
what/who was your musical obsession at the end of high school?: prob metallica. thankfully it took 4 years to do a record back then
what/who is your current obsession?: norma jean/he is legend/isis
what do you get made fun of for listening to in the past?: strokes?
what do you get made fun of for listening to now?: fuck what everybody thinks. I like it, I like it fuck all yall haters
what/who are are your guilty pleasures?: spice girls baaaaaaaaahahahhahaha
what was the last album you bought?: the human abstract hehe
what was the last song you listened to?: my darkness by destroy the runner
who is/are your favourite band/artist(s)?: kyuss
who is/are your least favourite band/artist(s)?: too many
what were the best concerts you have attended?: nine inch nails, queens of stoneage, silverchair
what were the worst concerts you have attended?: too many
what was the last concert you saw?: trivium. was supposed to be maiden but I got sick :(
what was your first concert?: manowar. I think aerosmith and jethro tull in utero
what concert are you ashamed to say you went to?: they’re all a good story
who are your favourite local bands?: there are bands in nyc?
have you ever been involved in your own musical projects?: once, failed miserably
are you musically inclined? if so, what do you do...: see above
who is/are your favourite vocalist(s)?: pj harvey, josh homme
who is/are your favourite guitarist(s)?: eh...
who is/are your favourite bassist(s)?: next....
who is/are your favourite drummer(s)?: and the loser is...
who is/are your favourite keyboardist(s)?: fags
how do you feel about beat-boxing? includ. davis from korn...: was cool back then
how do you feel about rap, modern r&b, hip-hop, and rap-metal?: stale, but hey I listened to it.
how do you feel about oldies: motown and rock?: sure
how do you feel about classic rock and southern rock?: is that freedom rock? turn it up!
how do you feel about hippies and psycadelics?: more to go around
what do you think of the famous woodstock festival of 69?: wish I was there
what do you feel about the attempted woodstock revivals to follow (99)?: was poor commercialized recreation of the original too bad assholes gotta make 6 bucks for water and set fire to the field lights.
how do you feel about techno and ambience?: only on the right drug
do you consider raves cool or lame?: something to take in for sure.
how do you feel about pop and pop-rock?: I don’t listen to it
are you guilty of tuning into the boy-band/girl-group trend of the 90’s?: didn’t they all come out of the closet?
can you name the spice girls? (real and spice names): bitch, cunt, wanker, tubby
how do you feel about post-metallica rock? (ex. nickleback): oof bad example. next....
how do you feel about metal: includ. death, symphonic, thrash, glam, goth?: soothes the savage beast
how do you feel about punk music and its facets: ska, emo, and pop?: love or hate
how do you feel about the british invasion? (beatles, stones): they made way for bad imitations
what do you think of elvis? (in the beginning or the white jumpsuit days): never liked the dude
what do you think of bands with gimics? (gwar, misfits, kiss, spice girls): fun, just don’t get it on me.
do you like non-sensical/humorous music? (d.brockie, tenaciousd, w.willis): they preach to me
what musical character do you consider yourself to be? (rapper, punk): metalhead
preferences: classic rock or new rock?: nothing but rock
heavy metal or punk rock?: metal
punk rock or punk-pop?: punk rawk
pop or rock?: rock
hip-hop/rap or rap-rock/metal?: no more please
motown or classic rock?: when its on the radio
misfits with danzig or misfits with michale graves?: danzig please
judas priest or iron maiden?: maiden
rob halford or bruce dickinson?: scream for me longbeach
black sabbath with ozzy or sabbath with dio?: ozzy. nigguh please
ozzy osbourne or alice cooper?: for?
would you agree that marilyn manson was a product of alice cooper?: an influence
elvis or the beatles?: beatles
would you agree that elvis’ vocal style can be heard in many punk records?: hahahahahahaha
dream theater or tso?: aint they the same band?
manowar or gwar?: manowar
kiss or the misfits?: kiss
growling and screaming or wailing (diamond, halford)?: screaming
how do you feel about bands who combine metal and punk?: sure
how do you feel about the new face of thrash? (shadows fall, killswitch): thank god for them.
do you think danzig sings like jim morrison?: whatyoutalkinboutwillis
do you think that the vocalists of creed/nickleback/pjam sound like cher?: huh?
audioslave or velvet revolver?: how bout who cares?
what do you think of the grunge era (90’s)?: raised on steady diet of....
can you hear the classical influence in heavy metal music?: it pays the bills
do you rock out to mozart and beethoven?: sure
boyz II men or the backstreet boys?: bel biv devoe
who is the biggest diva? (mariah, whitney, aretha...): cunts
what do you think of madonna?: go away
eminem or icp?: detroit rock city
tupac or big?: both slinging scag on 125th st
courtney and kurt or sid and nancy?: sid/nancy she could take a beating
what do you think of warrior bands (manowar, rhapsody)?: see above
sepultura or pantera?: both
are you sick of hearing about dimebag?: nah. I just don’t pay attn
did you actually like pantera before dimebag was killed?: of course
who has more sex appeal: david bowie or david lee roth?: dlr
van halen with david lee roth or van halen with sammy hagar?: dlr of course. please these stupid questions kill
journey or boston?: journey
do you think aerosmith should retire?: who cares
who is the sexiest woman in rock/metal/punk?: I lost my subscription to sweet 16
hillary duff vs. lyndsey lohann?: see above answer
actresses turned singers or singers turned actresses?: go away
do you like j.lo’s butt?: like a dog who loves his nose rubbed in shit. no pun intended
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Sunday, October 15, 2006
ouch
Oranges and chapped lips are not as harmonious as peanut butter and a good jelly or preserve of your choice.
Or maybe more like
Cold sores and ketchup? ......
Monday, October 16, 2006
im not impressed by your celebrity status.....
but god damn youre so fucking cool!
So this weekend, while sick, in bed, cough cough, i watched basically the whole second season of Anthony Bourdain No Reservations from TIVO. For those not familiar, check him out:
http://www.anthonybourdain.com/
in short for those who DONT want to read! Anthony is basically a cook who has seen it all go down. From the ‘why not to eat fish on Monday in restaurant to the relationships between the cooks and waitress, the lingo of everything kitchen. This guy is a rock and roller. Loves punk rock, had bouts with drugs, worked in kitchens all over the city, blah blah...... AND owns his own restaurant and host of a the successful show on the travel channel. Yeah, kinda gay bout me and travel channel, but Bourdain rules.
while chatting with my friend mish bout daily chit chat and I tell her I just watched second season of No Reservations in one sitting. This was refresher for reading his book “Kitchen Confidential” he put out few years back. Whenever I read, if I can hear the persons voice (since bios are mostly my read of choice) while reading through the pages...... it just flows! Same method worked for David Lee Roths “Crazy from the Heat”. I met DLR one time and he signed books for the whole office. Man, he could tell 4 stories in 5 heartbeats. He just needed that extra beat to catch up with himself! HA So mish mentions to me the AB was doing a reading this week, in fact TONIGHT!!! I contemplated few hours then my old roommate who turned me onto AB said he would join me if I went. Great occasion! Old roomie, the show we watched together when both home and the person who suggested sometime back that this was a book I would like. I buy it on ebay! 6 bucks with shipping! HOT! The reading was 3 blocks, i mean avenues over so it wasnt that far to go from office. We get there and before we head in I grab last smoke (was hoping forever, but not) and guess who comes out standing next to us to have a smoke as well? The man ANTHONY BOURDAIN!!! Now Im not all that star struck but I guess since I just watched the whole season, not too long from finishing book, I was in awe!
He turns to me and says, “You a cook?” “No, Im in the music business, ha. Anyways, we start small talk. Talking bout bands and the parallels between cook and the typical music industry person. No, Im not offended to be pigeonholed by this man. He made it pretty fun actually. We talk about other books like his and the first one he mentions is the like one of the 8 books I read willingly since college days. Life of a Debauched Rock and Roller (http://www.amazon.com/Gentlemanly-Repose-Confessions-Debauched-Roller/dp/0806526262/sr=8-1/qid=1161063201/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/104-4198336-0770337?ie=UTF8) HOLY SHIT!!!
Quick 5 minutes later we go inside. The book reading is at capacity. Oh fucking well!!! Me and Corey grab a drink and shamefully ask AB for his autograph. Corey got a rubber lamb chop dog chew signed. He thought it was clever...... and the only thing he could find to take with him. I always have my book with me and of course trusted sharpie. He signs away:
pretty cool huh?!
had headache beforehand, fine not too long after too.
thanks for tellin me mish.
Wednesday, October 18, 2006
oops, missed a day this week
i actually wasnt bored enough to post and even if I was, I was too busy rocking out to the melvins!!
If they come through your town, dont be stupid. See this show!
I dont think you can truly appreciate music live until youve seen this performance live!
Melvins
Date Location Venue
Oct. 18, 2006 Philadelphia, PA Theater of the Living Arts
w/ Big Business
Oct. 19, 2006 Washington, DC Black Cat
w/ Big Business
Oct. 20, 2006 Baltimore, MD Ottobar
w/ Big Business
Oct. 21, 2006 Pittsburg, PA Mr. Smalls Theater
w/ Big Business
Oct. 23, 2006 Charlottesville, VA Starr Hill Music Hall
w/ Big Business
Oct. 24, 2006 Carrboro, NC Cat’s Cradle
w/ Big Business
Oct. 25, 2006 Charlotte, NC The Milestone
w/ Big Business
Oct. 26, 2006 Asheville, NC The Orange Peel
w/ Big Business
Oct. 27, 2006 Spartanburg, SC Ground Zero
w/ Big Business
Oct. 28, 2006 Athens, GA 40 Watt Club
w/ Big Business
Oct. 29, 2006 Rosewell, GA Whirly Ball
w/ Big Business
Oct. 31, 2006 Jacksonville, FL Jack Rabbits
w/ Big Business
Nov. 1, 2006 Tallahassee, FL Beta Bar
w/ Big Business
Nov. 2, 2006 Saints Petersburg, FL State Theater
w/ Big Business
Nov. 3, 2006 Orlando, FL The Social
w/ Big Business
Nov. 4, 2006 Gainesville, FL Abbey Road
w/ Big Business
Nov. 5, 2006 Fort Lauderdale, FL Culture Room
w/ Big Business
Nov. 7, 2006 Birmingham, AL Bottle Tree
w/ Big Business
Nov. 8, 2006 Chattanooga, TN Rhythm & Brews
Knoxville, TN Blue Cats
w/ Big Business
Nov. 10, 2006 Nashville, TN Exit In
w/ Big Business
Nov. 11, 2006 Memphis, TN New Daisy Theater
w/ Big Business
Nov. 13, 2006 Little Rock, AR Juanita’s Cantina
w/ Big Business
Nov. 14, 2006 New Orleans, LA One Eyed Jacks
w/ Big Business
Nov. 16, 2006 San Antonio, TX White Rabbit
w/ Big Business
Nov. 17, 2006 Austin, TX Emo’s
w/ Big Business
Nov. 18, 2006 Dallas, TX Gypsy Tea Room
w/ Big Business
Nov. 20, 2006 Oklahoma City, OK The Conservatory
w/ Big Business
Nov. 21, 2006 Tulsa, OK Bob’s at Cain’s
w/ Big Business
Nov. 24, 2006 Albuquerque, NM Launch Pad
w/ Big Business
Nov. 25, 2006 Tempe, AZ The Clubhouse
w/ Big Business
Nov. 26, 2006 Las Vegas, NV Celebrity Showroom, Downtown Las Vegas
w/ Big Business
Nov. 28, 2006 Reno, NV New Oasis
w/ Big Business
Nov. 29, 2006 San Francsisco, CA Great American Music Hall
w/ Big Business
Nov. 30, 2006 Los Angeles, CA Troubadour
w/ Big Business
Dec. 1, 2006 San Diego, CA Casbah
w/ Big Business
Dec. 2, 2006 Costa Mesa, CA Detroit Bar
w/ Big Business
Friday, October 27, 2006
waiting.......
aside from it being a great movie depicting the food handling industry, but also is a killer........
especially when you are trying to rush the unanticipated events....and so on.
AND to take this one point further.......
i hate waiting when it comes to the movies**..... despise it. consider yourself done in should you make me late to a movie.
**Specifically when you walk in on a preview or movies opening credits and all thats left is the first 4 rows. grrrr.....
one while the laundry is in the dryer
1. What’s your opinion on sex without emotional commitment?
eh, id have to be outta my mind... and most likely unable to perform
2. Do you bite your toenails?
thought hasnt crossed my mind.
3. Are you a jealous person?
unfortunately yes, i do. fuels bad actions/motions/statements without thinking. even outside jealousy
4. What are you allergic to?
Peaches
5. What books, if any, have made you cry?
what? really? people do that when they read?!??!
6. Does it get annoying when somebody says they’ll call you, but doesnt?
oh yes. if im a person who doesnt call often outside of work, chances are that youre pretty special. Soooooo, in return, if you are that person, and some of you are, its a pretty big ordeal. Also being one of those people, i know you are almost deadlocked to call that person or risk being tagged a “flake”.
7. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
eh, havent had any lately. when i have, i paid little attention
8. If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest what would you do/say? talk to them?
9. What would you rather be doing right now?
what? something else aside from laundry on a friday night! youre nuts, insane to insinuate something more thrilling than laundry.......
10. What song lyrics, if any, are stuck in your head at the moment?
some new it dies today song
12. What did you dress up as for your first Halloween?
probably darth vader or storm trooper. the vinyl costume with the klunky plastic mask that was held together by a small band of elastic. came in the cardboard box with the cellophane front. oh the memories.
13. What’s your favorite TV show, now or in the past? right now probably robot chicken. i used to have all those action figures!
14. Do you get along better with the same or opposite sex?
both pretty well I think
15. Can others make you cry easily?
not really, and if i did, you wouldnt know it.
16. Who was the last person to piss you off?
no one pisses me off. tough skin! except that motherfucker today on the phone!!! oh mang!
17. Are you picky about spelling and grammar?
kinda, though not self applied?
18. Do you pay attention to calories on the back of packages?
now and again
19. If you could be any type of fruit what would you be? apple? banana, avocado?
20. Were you a “planned” child?
ask for the story
21. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
2 pair in circulation, 1 pair to workout in, bout ½ dozen pair randomly plucked throughout the year.
extra fyi:
best purchase: red or brown pro ked uptown lo top.
worst purchase: cherry red silver vinyl. ewwww NO place like home shit!
22. What was the last thing to scare you? forgetting my weed at the office and not having anything at home.
23. How many hours of sleep do you need to function? would love 8, can function on 3, will crash early on 2 or less.
24. What is your favorite alcoholic drink?
vodka tonic, diet soda and rum
25. When was the last time you slept on the floor?
i really dont remember. maybe in 2004 on tour with codeseven
26. Have you ever been attracted to someone physically unattractive? sure..
27. What personality must there be in the opposite sex?
tough one. i love realists, fan of sarcasm, punctuality!!! holy shit thats it!!! PUNCTUALITY for the movies!!!
28. Do you enjoy traveling via airplanes? the actual physical action of doing, yes. going somewhere else, no.
29. Would you ever date someone covered in tattoos? sure, tho insanely jealous if she has ones better than mine. Im not afraid to admit it.
31. Do you believe that the guy should pay on the first date? dutch bitch!
32. Are you currently wanting any piercings or tattoos?
tattoos yes
33. Which do you make: wishes or plans?
wishes over plans. i hate plans, make plenty wishes
34. Can you speak any languages other than English?
eh, does “fuck” count? Its used enough in my dialogue/conversations to be considered.
35. What is your favorite salad dressing??
balls ahmic vi (gina)rette
36. What movies do you know every line to?
jaws and caddyshack
37. Have you ever dated one of your best friends?
if we dated, i would hope so.
38. Has anyone told you a secret this week?
was it a secret to begin with?
39. When was the last time someone hit on you?
few weeks ago
40. Would you rather take the picture or be in the picture?
be, be, be!!!! Im a whore for the camera.
41. Do you wear slippers (flip-flops) even when its cold outside? who the fuck does that? Seriously? Dont your feet get cold?
42. If you could eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
eggs with tons of ketchup and unlimited burritos and or apples
43. How many siblings do you have, and where are you in the order?
1, first
44. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
psht, next.....
45. When was your last road trip?
think that was camping?
46. Name the schools you went to:
st michaels, locust, abes
47. Name 5 things in your Purse/pockets/wallet:
atm slips, metro card, license
48. Three names you go by:
bino, bambino, john
49.Who is in the house with you?
lucy
50. Who are you thinking about right now?
i need to go to bed
Friday, November 03, 2006
cmj, or atleast part of it
So here I am on a train going home. I just indulged ina slice of rays pizza. Mmmmm so cmj has been in town the last week. Things have been great. Slightly overwhelming but I’d be wrong to complain. Heavy Hitter Inc just had one of our most successful showcases ever. Personally one of my faves too! 3 opened .....intronaut put a shaking on my foundations. They honestly were one of my most favorite bands ever to play our showcases. Cheers to all those who came out. For me personally it took one person to make my night. That one person was meeeeeeeesh. Meeeeeeeesh is one of my closest, nearest and dearest people in my life. Without her........... i might hate more.
Taking mish one step further, personally
...... I’ve never felt so special to or closest with ... or about a person like her
ever. EVER! She rules me.
CMJ is almost over, thankfully. I have been goin like a clock on
duracell I keep goin and goin and goin. We had 2 panels to be at but
never made (bad) and saw 3 showcases that personally should’ve been so
much better. I saw bad wizard last night. As much as they are not metal
they ruled. I can also run down a laundry list of tons of other bands
too but they rawked.
I had a priviledge to see many other great bands but none this week
outside of intronaut or acacia strain that me feel happier. Both bands
just made me happy to be doing what I’m doing. I been to a few other
showcases this week but none that could touch how this one moved me.
I have done some other great showcases this week like skateboard,
purevolume, and strip club circuit. None that could match or stand up to
prior week experiences.
The week is coming to a fast close. I could chat about saints and
sinners but whose listening. It was a great time and progression for HH
Inc.
Sidenote
I’m sitting next to this bulldyke and she’s talking to her 2 bulldyke
girlfriends across from me. Its annoying that I have to put up with
them.. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that) and the jokes aint
getting much fresher. I’m patiently waiting for one of them all to say
she’s having a “not so fresh day” my rebuttal.....”fuck you”
Mish you are something very special
Thank you
Thank you very much
Good night
Godspeed
Tip your bartender
Saturday, November 04, 2006
top 8 guest star........
Cuz Coop......James Patrick Cooper....
if we didnt hang out so much you might think i had my own personal photographer.
Coop joined the bar crawl this week. Check out his site:
http://www.coopphoto.com
Cheers Coop!
more cmj blog to come soon. im shutting down for the week ....... night.
Sunday, November 05, 2006
cmj .... some not all
Blog brought to you by the union of colloctive drunken pizza eating disorder.
......only during conventions
So I’m trying to watch this movie chumscrubber. Kinda like a crash meets heathers? Lots of underlying intertwining ties something (which is where I am now) I’m still trying to figure out. Anyways, I decided to try and write rest of cmj while hoping at one magical moment it will all make sense. Maybe?
These highlights maybe incomplete. Whatever is missed or forgotten might make future blogs.
Oh yeah it all started pre cmj with saints and sinners fest is asbury. HH Inc was radio promotions for the fest. It was a great success. Maybe when I go to post this I will toss in some pics.
Open bar all day, both days in the red bull room. And meanwhile I bought some jack as precautionary measures. I used to be jack fan for long while. It got dangerous at times. Nights of knocking over trash all along nyc city streets. Throwing of just bout anything and yelling at just bout anyone. All in good fun. BUT this was not the intent for this trip. Asbury is on the jersey shore. Right on the water and always always cold. My first thoughts bout having to go there is frozen toes. I doubled socked it both days. I still was cold. I am, as most have heard me say before, a cold person. Almost never warm. So jack was always a warm drink to me. So everytime I drink it it makes me fell warm. I was prop more inebriated than warm ;)
Thanks to all the stations who participated.
Band highlights job 4 cowboy, kse, suicide city, acacia strain, all that remains. Tons more.
Someone mustve really liked our banner. We lost one out of three. There will be a heavy hitter blog on this event and cmj. Subscribe if you haven’t already.
CMJ bands:
Human orchestra (wjile waiting patiently for msi), the giraffes, a static lullaby, scars of tomorrow, bad wizard, endwell, acacia strain, intronaut, 3, all shall perish, spoiler nyc. Not a wjole lot of metal this year. We filled the gaps well tho......
CMJ highlighted events:
Syn conflict of interest. Finally moved to a safer venue to get intoxicated in. Friendly security. ;) thanks syn. Nice to still be on the invite list. Halloween bar crawl. Oh myyyyy. Trick or treaters in and out of bars. no, that wasn’t us, kids were like following us bar to bar. Unfortunately some were served, some were not. That statement referred to our group, not the kids. Hehe. Tho was sad to hear some bars asked them to leave immediately due to the law of no kids allowed in bars. Smart law but I would make exception for halloween. Anyways that night was memorable. Wrong idea to start with beer and movin onto the hard stuff. I saw some pictures from that night. Oh my. Again they will be on HH Inc blog. Same night was mastodon meet and greet at 130. Good times from the pieces of that night that I could put together. The event went off amazingly well. People were well and juiced up and poured heavy handed. Thanks 151. Oh, monday night post syn party visit to 151 was awesome. Like 5 generations of mcgathy metal dept in one room and all getting along like old friends.
Ozzfest 10th anniversary panel. Was good to hear the backstage stories I guess. I was so tired I kinda nodded off briefly. Doh. And I was cold too. Went to hooters for fitst time ever. It was cool for what it is. I guess since I’m not big sportsfan and big on the flaunting of boobs and butts, and AND my god hearing the way these waitresses communicate with one another..... its like listening to girlfriends gabbing to one another. “Oh I hate him, but he’s cute” “I wore the red g with the skirt and I looked hot” “maybe you should do that with your hair, 20 wings for table 50 bitch!” In the end atleast I can say I went. I will say in hooters defense I was still way detoxing and still feelin like shit. Sitting over the restaurant heater just didn’t make me feel any better. Good company tho.
Finding the club where msi was playing was an adventure. Almost like judgement night on foot involving a muffin factory, hand drawn map, and one beat boxer. Adventurous and fun accompanied with great conversations to and fro with lots of shared yawns. Mad dash to city where I catch next band in amazing timing. Was offered many drinks happily declined. Missed the party to follow. Strip club was next stop for most on the convention kick. Noooooooo thank you. I gotta feed my cat. On train ride got into a friendly conversation with what I would believe to be a strung out homeless kid about 22 yrs old. He’s dressed in the goth biker boots with all the accessories. White sweat pants, and a silk shirt with a print of skulls and dragons. I really wanted to read my book was ok with keepin the convo goin. At one point I take out my sidekick to read some emails. He goes “oh man I wish I had a cell phone. Then I could call everyone and let them know I was coming.” I think to myself “Sure buddy here. Take my phone. I have no need for it to call a dealer for my next binge session purchased with 2 hours of union square midnight pedestrian traffic panhandling cash in” he got off few stops later. To complete his outfit he had a fresh haircut and those silver finger cuffs with jewels and shit. Maybe seeing them maybe me feel it was better to entertain his conversation over hair dying than risk permenant physical harm.
Thursday night I stayed in the city with jason and dave and a guest I didn’t know was there. Full house. I went into the bathroom to smoke. Its small. You literally had to sit sideways on the toilet should you needed. The floor was lined with towels, the heat was on my back..... I fell asleep with one foot up on the bowl otherbelow on floor almost curver round the bowl. woken up few hours later by someone almost stepping on my cause they had to pee. It was warm. Meeting following morning was good. More to story but not for posting. Home, worked out (amazingly only missed 2 days all week), shower back into city for panels. Made it just in time. This convention brought a lot of perfect timing. The train getting from home to city was always needing extra timing due to rerouting. Panel starts at 230, I’m there 227. Day before lunch at peanut butter and co. Soo yummy. Time set for 1230, I’m there 1231. Friday night got a posting in itself earlier this week. To add acacia strain are some money mofos. Intronaut are the coolest dudes, all shall perish set was like whoa, 3 are amazing musicians and put on a show that gets your attention whether you’re a fan or not.
Saturday saw the syn metal party. Good times. Top shelf liquor served with lots of free candy scattered all over the place. I considered baggin a lot. I heard some nyc dentists are honoring a candy exchange program. Bring in your halloween candy and get dental work at reduced rate. Smart idea. I betcha no one else there was thinking bout that. Ha. After bout 20 of us endured katzs deli. Famous for many traditional kosher dishes and sandwiches miles high. Good times but confusing as shit to get out when you pay in groups. Its like you you and you are leaving with that person who will pay your ticket. When you order youhand them a ticket you get upon entry. Basically its your running tab and how much you have to pay upon exit. So needless to say we had to go out in groups. It was like a scene out of a hostage situation. Pay in trade off for exit, and gimme a extra lean pastrami sammich to go. Hehe. More pics of that to come too.
There is a bit more to end this post but I think I have written myself into arthritis typing on this sidekick. So if you notice some grammatical eros r mssng leter s yo no hy.
And laundry still aint done.
Sunday, November 12, 2006
allmusic....... they make me laugh once and while
whoever wrote the wu tang moods listed under moods must have either been an early hardcore kid or a guy who took every drug under the sun before writing this:
Moods:
Brooding
Swaggering
Sprawling
Hostile
Angry
Eerie
Aggressive
Paranoid
Visceral
Brash
Ominous
Menacing
Gritty
Raucous
Rambunctious
Intense
Complex
Tense/Anxious
Confident
Detached
Boisterous
change is something.....
but i really liked my book section... RIP
I LOVE SELF HELP BOOKS
“How to influence others and take the blame” author unknown
“How The Hell Did I Get Here”
the prequel to “What to do with the last 13 minutes of freedom with a bloody nose”
sequel to “How to make bail, and still afford and 8 ball in 47 minutes”
“How to achieve bloody success without touching a single drug” a split novel presented by AA and NA.
........coming soon to a bookshelf near you in 06’
“Blackout Out 05” ....second hand accounts of your life as told by others while you were still awake and present.
Described as “Riveting!” and “True to someone elses life” by those who have read it.
Thursday, November 16, 2006
slight update in braille and a surprise
Oh man. So its coming to a close and fast. Its been a great year
professionally. Personally littered with highs and lows. The rock shows
are few and far between. I got tons of great new music.
Tons of melvins bootlegs
Rediscovering old man gloom, zozobra, cursed, intronaut, twelve gauge
valentine, kayodot, isis and so on.
Last weekend was great. So good I had no time to post about it.
I was at the suffocation show and I swear with all the long hairs there
u could circle the globe 5x!
Christmas parties coming. We don’t need anything like this:
Or this:
Keep your turkey, I’m stuffing. I mean stuffed.
Hello sobriety, goodbye cmj
Anyone got some helpful sleep remedies that don’t include pills?
To end this posting, how’s bout a surrrrrrrrrrvey?
Finish this sentence...
1. I’ve come to realize that my ex...... despite contrary has all worling limbs and body parts
2. I am listening to... it dies today
3. I talk... when I have to, or want to
4. I love... hate is so much easier.
5. My best friends... I didn’t know I had more than one. Hell tell me who the lucky person is? Me or them?
6. My first real kiss... was wet and sloppy
7. I hate it when people...avoid questions
8. Love is... a lot younger than me
9. Jessica is... whose she?
10. Marriage... eh not looking likely at this hour
11. Somewhere, someone... is having reconstructive surgery
12. I always... need 10 minutes for rituals in the morning (feed cat, fill water jug, brush teeth (2x), do hair, check weather/pockets, check? Check!)
13. I have a secret crush on...how do you wear a crush? Like a floral carnation on your jacket lapel?
14. The last time I cried was because... I was laughing so hard at the news
15. My cell phone... contrary to belief accepts incoming calls.
16. When I woke up this morning...I went back to sleep
17. Before I go to sleep at night...I was my face, brush teeth, fill up bedside water jug
18. Right now I am thinking about... whose doing what where.
19. Babies are... cute but not for me.
20. I get on MySpace... cause someone told me there were easy woman on here.
21. Today I... fought the unneccessary evils of boredom
22. Tonight I will... hopefully sleep through the night.
23. Tomorrow I will...do the same as today
24. I really want...get laid? Don’t we all?
25. The person who is most likely to repost this is... fuck, I don’t care.
RANDOM:
I’ve stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant: hellllz yeah niglet
I watch the news: when I can’t find nothing funnier on
I kill bugs: with magnifying glass
I curse reguarly: I wove my own tapestry of four letter words and it fetched lots on ebay for charitable auction. FUCK YEAH!
I sing in the shower: no fucking way
I’m a morning person: piss off
I have listened to more than 30 CD’s in a day: ummm yes!
My favorite color is: red
I’ve worn pajamas in school: nah never got into that shite
I know how to shoot a gun: click click boom
I laugh at my own jokes: someones gotta laugh
I am really ticklish: maybe, maybe not. Find out.
I play video games: not so much
I’m good at remembering numbers: after dialing them millions of times.
I’m good at remembering names: sometimes. Were you worth remembering?
Could that person serve any of my needs?
I’m good at remembering dates: when I want to
Friday, November 17, 2006
Tales from the Big House............
Well, lets just say that I don’t have the cleanest record out there. I was going through a heap of old notes, paperwork in the computer. While I was preparing my defense, getting my story down…. I always thought to keep this to myself but…. Im up, over, and done. Clean record, no charges, but them cops out there…….. are pricks.
Try to read in a first person if that’s at all possible.
Arrested before all questioning.
Deal for compensation had been made for damaged property
Refused to release me after many pleas from property owner and owner damaged goods.
The cops yanked my arms down when I lifted them at their request.
I’m 5 ft 10 inches, 170 lbs compared to 6 foot 240 policeman, yeah I’m getting away from this guy, yanking was not necessary.
Asked if I was a fan of pink floyd once the officer entered the car
before I was even read my rights or told what I was being arrested for
Officer declined to loosen the cuffs after 2 requests
When at the station threw all my personal property on a window sill or the floor in disregard for personal property.
I gave this cop nothing of a hard time.
The cop who transferred me told me that the arresting officer has one
arrest an evening minimum.
When in jail at I experienced the following:
Temperature average the whole 36 hours felt like 60 degrees.
All inmates slept, including myself slept with arms in their shirts.
Asked many different correction officers about raising temp. The all said they have no control over it. This while they were all wearing jackets.
On the wall there is a ny correctional facility sign that said they
would provide food for vegetarians. When I asked the officer he said
“that’s a police dept sign” I pointed the correction dept that was
listed on the posted memo he did not respond.
I asked for juice, they said its over there pointing to the sink. I
accepted it and asked for a cup, he said use a milk carton.
They served bologna or cheese sandwiches, sorry vegans. I wouldn’t want to be you in jail. I asked for any fruit since I had heard earlier inmates were given some. No response. 36 hours on nothing.
The inmate maintenance crew were horrible. When they mopped they left
pools of ammonia soaking on the floor.
I witnessed a young black male fall on his head on one of these pools
causing him to go into epileptic it of sorts. It took the officers at minimum 5 minutes to even respond to all the calls of help for this kid. Some of the inmates got nauseous from the strong ammonia smell.
I saw inmate maintenance crew pass off lighters to inmates so they could smoke dope, crack, or cigarettes.
I was harassed for seat space with other inmates. Most notably was the 50+year old black man who came in and first thing he said “I don’t give a fuck who you are, how old you are, or what you did. If you get in my way, Ill knock your fucking head off. Im a 2 time winning heavyweight boxer.”
Guess who slept next to me on the bench and snored like a lumberjack?!?!?! The 2 time heavyweight winning motherfucker!
I watched inmates come and go within 2 hours of arrival.
I watched everyone who had been penned up with me, about 30 of them, all come and go before me.
Why was I in jail for 36 hours for a minor infraction?
My speculation, the arresting officer never handed in my finger prints. Why do I speculate this?
I had 2 friends and my father checking in every half hour during the day up until 11pm at night.
My father and friends were able to plead with an attorney to find out
what the latest was on my case. Apparently the arresting officer said he had to print me twice cause the original prints did not go through. I was only printed once. How could he say this?
And that’s the story.
It all ended with all charges being dropped against me, and the guy who had me arrested……… never followed up with his charges.
Fuck the city, disregard authority…………. Eat bologna sandwiches!
Tuesday, December 19, 2006
as much as I did or didn’t want to send out
Longtime no blog. Its a familiar opening for me with these things. I’m gonna list of bullet points instead of deep detailed info
1 I am happily to announce I am no longer single. Me and Mish have been dating close to a month now.
2 work year has come to a close finally for 2006. Great year!
3 off to vegas tomorrow
4 went to fl last week to see a band for management.
5 xmas shopping sucks
6 my laptop died
7 I got a new desktop computer at home
8 my profile is getting old
9 why does the n train take so long on weekends?
10 new hh inc team member starting publicity
11 watched the following movies: wassup rockers, clerks 2, superman returns, tsunami,
vegas day1
Should I be happy or sad that mgm grande doesn’t have nickel slots? Eh, havin fun nonetheless. Day one of blog complete. Eat me if u wanted more.
Saturday, December 23, 2006
vegas
ok, well, no vegas blog!
random shite
saw apocalypto, world trade, botch dvd, best of eddie murphy, wassup rockers, superman returns, thank you for not smoking, clerks 2, the melvins, the best of phil hartman and city of men series disc.
vegas was super cool. some pics:
wanna know more.... subscribe.....
Sunday, September 16, 2007
looked outside, day looked alright.....
So, in conversation today my dating past with bigger woman was brought
up. Now most my friends know the past few girls I've dated, not many but
some. So then the discussion turned and I found myself chatting about
the girl who I lost my virginity to and her body type. Big boobed and
blonde. I hadn't dated big boobed to often. Big boobed and blonde next
to never that I truly recall. My apologies, you never know whose
reading. Then it hit me last year or year before I did hook up with a
girl almost identical in body type as the thief of my virginnityness.
What's that say? For anyone who might have thought they KNEW my type or
said I had a type.... ha!
Why this and why this now? I mean of course who could forget their first
time? Eh, I'm sure there are a few but prob don't read english and speak
in 3rd person.
Sunday holy sunday. Got up and just had this mental kick in the ass to
get out of bed and dressed by 11. Rode into the city and dropped bike
off at work around noon maybe? I took the manhattan bridge in today for
a change. I had the time, why not. Also I heard they reopened the bike
lanes after months of construction. I got some coffee and walked down to
wholesalers. On the way down broadway I noticed around union square a
stage and some bands and a gathering of people. Some carrying placards
celebrating avocado/guacamole or something like that. They were giving
away free pita chips and guac. Looked like good times. I hit wholesalers
for some facial wash and some shaving cream. Wholesalers is like the
glorified 2nd name brand slightly irregular stores with great prices on
household items. I was to meet up with michelle today but we didn't set
a meet up time. We met around 1 or so and hit picklefest in the lower
east side. It was fun, impressively crowded. We didn't get to munch on
too much as people were getting feisty at the sample tables. By the way
bank of america can bite my ass. Never taking money out from them again.
So happy I went to wamu. Bank of america officially earned the highest
atm fees outside atlantic city, vegas, or any strip joint usa. $3 to
take out money. I'd expect anything up to $2 but 3 shheeeeeeeeeesh!
Anyways.... it was good to catch up with michelle, always is. From there
I took the stroll all the way back to the office and pick up the bike.
From there I met up with alisha and a bunch of her friends. Very nice
people. That was a nice 10 minute stop off. Back over the manhattan
bridge onward homeward bound. I stopped off at coreys where we met up
with some friends. We, they walked, I slowly peddled with them. Good 20
minute break there. Finally I hit the direct path home only hindered by
my own interest to walk through the 5th ave street fair. By the time I
got home it mustve been around 5:15 and Alisha was coming to explore the
asian boys in my neighborhood. She stopped over we went into the city
together. Always good chats with Alisha. Intelligent and she gets my
bullshit. We split and I hit the portal for some good chat with erin and
a burger I've thought about for months. They always looked good but I
never got one. Tonight I did! Delish. That just about closes my sunday. Ps had a minor thought. Did I maybe make a career choice decision?
Lately I've been a lot of friends kids and always fun. Great kids. While
I was playing with them, talking to them I really thought to myself that
I usually don't like kids but I genuinely had good times. This made me
think. Could I have been a good candidate as a teacher or some sort of
child care professional? Then I thought maybe I can test the waters and
see if I could hack it at a playground. I could totally see me and a
friend in a larry david moment. Here I am at the playground trying to
play with the kids and coming off kind of awkward. I can hear a
concerned parent approach my friend and ask "is your friend ok?" and
then get the answer "oh yeah he's fine he's just trying to see if he
likes kids or not"
up. Now most my friends know the past few girls I've dated, not many but
some. So then the discussion turned and I found myself chatting about
the girl who I lost my virginity to and her body type. Big boobed and
blonde. I hadn't dated big boobed to often. Big boobed and blonde next
to never that I truly recall. My apologies, you never know whose
reading. Then it hit me last year or year before I did hook up with a
girl almost identical in body type as the thief of my virginnityness.
What's that say? For anyone who might have thought they KNEW my type or
said I had a type.... ha!
Why this and why this now? I mean of course who could forget their first
time? Eh, I'm sure there are a few but prob don't read english and speak
in 3rd person.
Sunday holy sunday. Got up and just had this mental kick in the ass to
get out of bed and dressed by 11. Rode into the city and dropped bike
off at work around noon maybe? I took the manhattan bridge in today for
a change. I had the time, why not. Also I heard they reopened the bike
lanes after months of construction. I got some coffee and walked down to
wholesalers. On the way down broadway I noticed around union square a
stage and some bands and a gathering of people. Some carrying placards
celebrating avocado/guacamole or something like that. They were giving
away free pita chips and guac. Looked like good times. I hit wholesalers
for some facial wash and some shaving cream. Wholesalers is like the
glorified 2nd name brand slightly irregular stores with great prices on
household items. I was to meet up with michelle today but we didn't set
a meet up time. We met around 1 or so and hit picklefest in the lower
east side. It was fun, impressively crowded. We didn't get to munch on
too much as people were getting feisty at the sample tables. By the way
bank of america can bite my ass. Never taking money out from them again.
So happy I went to wamu. Bank of america officially earned the highest
atm fees outside atlantic city, vegas, or any strip joint usa. $3 to
take out money. I'd expect anything up to $2 but 3 shheeeeeeeeeesh!
Anyways.... it was good to catch up with michelle, always is. From there
I took the stroll all the way back to the office and pick up the bike.
From there I met up with alisha and a bunch of her friends. Very nice
people. That was a nice 10 minute stop off. Back over the manhattan
bridge onward homeward bound. I stopped off at coreys where we met up
with some friends. We, they walked, I slowly peddled with them. Good 20
minute break there. Finally I hit the direct path home only hindered by
my own interest to walk through the 5th ave street fair. By the time I
got home it mustve been around 5:15 and Alisha was coming to explore the
asian boys in my neighborhood. She stopped over we went into the city
together. Always good chats with Alisha. Intelligent and she gets my
bullshit. We split and I hit the portal for some good chat with erin and
a burger I've thought about for months. They always looked good but I
never got one. Tonight I did! Delish. That just about closes my sunday. Ps had a minor thought. Did I maybe make a career choice decision?
Lately I've been a lot of friends kids and always fun. Great kids. While
I was playing with them, talking to them I really thought to myself that
I usually don't like kids but I genuinely had good times. This made me
think. Could I have been a good candidate as a teacher or some sort of
child care professional? Then I thought maybe I can test the waters and
see if I could hack it at a playground. I could totally see me and a
friend in a larry david moment. Here I am at the playground trying to
play with the kids and coming off kind of awkward. I can hear a
concerned parent approach my friend and ask "is your friend ok?" and
then get the answer "oh yeah he's fine he's just trying to see if he
likes kids or not"
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